"Hey guys! My name is Asher. Today I am going to teach you the proper way to eat spaghetti. First you pick up one handful at a time...like this."
"Then you smash it in your face as fast as you can just in case anyone gets any silly ideas about taking your food from you."
"Then you have a good laugh because your mommy and daddy think you are so funny."
"Those two are such suckers. All I have to do is flash these pretty blue eyes and they are putty in my hands."
"Yep, I have them wrapped right around my little finger. They don't even care that I am completely covered in my dinner. I am good. I am really good."
Much love,
Asher
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